Lamie the Spamtard™

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Jamie Tardwell talks about his first time

I ran accross the “Hustler Magazine v. Falwell” supreme court case, and I could not resist making yet another Spamtard™ parody, especially when I saw the reference to the goat (dutifully changed to “sheep” in my version).

I decided to keep “pulpit” instead of saying “going spamming”, because with all the time Spamtard™ spends on Usenet, it’s like if he was preaching…

(Full-sized version — PDF available upon request)

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

The great, beloved dictator of North ANAE

Kim Il Tard
Kim Il Tard was unusually blessed by the gods.

When he was birthed, a new black hole unglowed in the sky.

The first time he played golf, he had a hole-in-one after he pestered the officials enough so they caved-in and gave it to him.

Whenever the beloved leader Kim Il Tard speaks, everyone laughs.